Sorority Girl Quotes v1.0

As some of you know, and many of you don't, in my sabatical from business development and sales (that means the division of the company I worked for went bye-bye) I have the very laborious and horrid job of photographing greek organizations on the LSU campus. Translation: I take pictures of sorority girls all day long. Yeah, poor me.

Well, I have been saying, since I started, that I was going to collect the things I have overheard and write a book. Well, I don't have enough for a book, but I do have a few zingers that are capable blog fodder.

Here goes:

1. "Yeah, she slept with, like, FOUR of those guys just because they're football players. And they don't even START!"
   
   
2. "OMG, I just found my keys! This guy called and found them on the handlebars of his motorbike! Remember? That was where we stopped when I had to pee so bad and I popped a squat in the parking lot by ____________'s apartment."
   
   
3. "She doesn't care about her MAJOR. She's just here to get her 'MRS.' That's why she hangs out with the nerds who'll make bank when they graduate."
   
   
4. "Damn, I was SOOOOO drunk. (whispering) Which one of those guys did I sleep with?"
   
   
5. To me: "We're having a party tomorrow night. You should come." (one of her friends) "He's got kids!" "You can bring your girls. We'll teach them how to do keg stands." I just laughed.

Well, that's it for today's installment. Tune in next time because I still have at least three more weeks to spend on campus. I'm sure there will be more, and as I remember some of the ones I said I would write down, I'll post them.